Having two toddlers (3 and 2) is not good for my possessions. I bought a flax seed warming bag from a holistic show yesterday, and this morning my 3 year old decided it would be a great idea to put it in the dog's water bowl while I was in the bathroom. $10.00 wasted. Thanks, Ethan.
To date, I can't even say exactly everything that my children have ruined, but I can try. First thing that comes to mind is my body. Thanks, boys. You destroyed that.
My brand new flax seed warming bag, thanks, boys. You destroyed that.
My Canon digital camera.... thanks, boys. You destroyed that.
3 SD cards.... thanks, boys. You destroyed those.
My 2 year old sectional.... thanks, boys. You destroyed that.
My dvd player.... thanks, Ethan. You destroyed that.
My area rug for the living room.... thanks, boys. You destroyed that.
The carpet in both boys' bedrooms.... thanks, boys. You destroyed that.
Various walls throughout the house.... thanks, boys. You destroyed those.
Various CDs and DVDs.... thanks, boys. You destroyed those.
My living room curtains.... thanks, boys. You destroyed those.
Numerous cell phones.... thanks, boys. You destroyed those.
The keys on my keyboard.... thanks, Liam. You destroyed those.
My wireless mouse.... thanks, boys. You destroyed that.
Numerous pairs of earbuds.... thanks, boys. You destroyed those.
As of now, these are all I can think of, but more things have been destroyed, I'm sure, that I can't think of right now. For future reference, my sweet and adorable sons, when you are teenagers and I "accidentally" wash your cell phone, or "accidentally" drop your laptop (or whatever type of electronic device is used that far in the future), and you decide I am the worst mom in the world, I will indeed remind you of everything of mine you have destroyed.
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